Five Paragraphs As Fast As I Can

I haven't posted in a while and though a lot has happened, I can't seem to think of anything worthy of its own post. So this is five random paragraphs, stream of consiousness, as fast as I can.
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I bought a bicycle; a beautiful positively beastly matte-black three speed cruiser. I'll need it in order to join my lovely lady at the coffee house in the mornings as our new place is not within walking distance.
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I took Anna down to my place of origin in the southern California desert. We saw big cats at this place that is trying to breed them in order to keep them from extinction. They're beautiful but bored out of their minds. We saw drunk people. We met a special one named Jerry at this bar that didn't exist last time I was down there. Jerry, an old guy wearing a pink shiny baseball cap could barely stand. He tried to grope the server (interesting in her own right for her tattoo-covered arms and ear stretches that could hold Oreo cookies) but couldn't really reach her for holding onto our booth (he would have fallen down otherwise). He asked me if we (Anna and I) were in love (he was slurring like mad, but I think that's what he said). "Yes, very much so," I said. My family stayed on good behavior and Anna enjoyed her time in the place that I am from. This makes me happy.
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We returned from the desert and I began to pack up the old apartment. I moved everything I could in my little Japanese car on Friday and the first half of Saturday. My parents showed up in their big truck on Saturday afternoon and we moved the big stuff. Anna brought her cats over on Saturday night after we had dinner at our local German style beer garden (the menu changed though and it's not nearly as German as it used to be). After breakfast Sunday morning, the parents returned to the desert. Only after they were four hours gone did we realize that Anna's cell phone fell out on their back seat. My mother mailed it today and she will have it on Thursday, but stil... MOTHER PUS BUCKET. New Year's Eve consisted of my bolognese sauce and lots of wine. Vic, his lovely wife (I won't even make up a name for her -- she won't appear here much and I'm sure she's fine with that) and a good friend of Anna's joined us to ring in the new year. Vic drank almost a fifth of rum by himself and I loaned him my gloves as he didn't have any for the cold ride home. I regretted this today when I made my own cold bike ride to the office. We spent New Year's Day in the East Bay with Anna's family. My oldest friend showed up for a bit and the whole day proved to be a great way to start the year.
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Today was my first day back at work after more than a week of vacation and it kicked my ass. Now I'm going home to Anna and the kitties. I will cook dinner and maybe get to relax a bit.
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Thanks for playing.