Overheard in the Supermarket Right Before Valentine's Day

It's been a while since I last posted and it seems like there are quite a few things that I should get caught up on. I'm more than a month late on this, but I wanted to share a conversation I overheard in the supermarket (names are changed because I don't remember them):

Woman: I heard the cutest thing at the pre-school today.

Man: Oh yeah?

Woman: Jimmy was making a valentine with the rest of the kids, so I asked him "What'cha got there?" He said "A valentine." "Who's it for?" I asked. "Billy! He's my boyfriend." It was so precious.

Man: I don't approve of homosexuality among small children.

I don't know if there was more said as these people were behind me and I was almost out of the building with my purchases, but I just want to go on record as being absolutely one-hundred percent in favor of "homosexuality among small children" -- if you get all bent out of shape about it when they're four then things are really gonna suck when they're fourteen. Kids should be able to say what's true about them in any given moment and trying to stifle that truthfulness (about anything) only leads to self-loathing, secrecy, suicide, murder, rape of small animals and things even more ridiculous and terrible. Be good parents: leave your children the hell alone.

That is all.

Thanks for playing.